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soporcupcakes:

In honor of the confirmed remakes

Credit to the slam

savethewales:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

I did meet a fake geek girl once.

We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper into the conversation i found that she didn’t know what I meant when I was referring to anything about the characters. When I questioned her about it a few days later she admitted that she had really just said it to get to know me better.

We ended up dating and while we were dating she got really into comics, DC especially, and found out that she really did enjoy the things she first said she did. I took her to her first convention. She met another guy there and ended up breaking up with me for him.

I went on to discover I was gay and fucked her brother.

Moral of the story. Comics lead to sex in the most unexpected ways.

This story was a riot from start to finish.

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felitomkinson:

shermansgallifreyan:

My headcanon for what GLaDOS is thinking 100% of the time

MY GOD

ghoullowscalibrator:

this is THE MOST fucking intense one i’ve gotten yet

ghoullowscalibrator:

this is THE MOST fucking intense one i’ve gotten yet

clater:

when u and ur best friend find money on the ground

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gherkind:

Buy applause on itunes

gherkind:

Buy applause on itunes

ombrophilia:

some people cosplay faith from mirror’s edge and some people strap a fucking camera to their head and do a first-person parkour cosplay video

cockatricepics:

justwithmyvoice:

mexicanflyer:

Looking up at a girl’s skirt and a woman’s breasts is all fun, but making a straight male gamer kiss a guy for an achievement? Game developers are sick.

Comments from X360Achievements.

As a gay dude who’s super into video games, the entitlement of straight dude gamers (and game devs’ insistence on catering to them almost exclusively) is my biggest pet peeve. It gets pretty tedious when EVERY GAME you play has features that clearly were not intended for me (insane breast physics, chainmail bikinis, straight-only romances, etc.) so I’ve begun to enjoy the tears of whiny gamer dudebros when something forces them out of their comfort zone.

There’s actually a lot of homophobia abound in trophy/achievement hunting communities.  I used to be really active on ps3trophies.org back when the PS3 first started getting trophy-enabled games, and it was very apparent on their forums.

ranzombie:

ferishenanigans:

flanoirbunny:

psi-lucas:

professorlink:

flanoirbunny:

professorlink:

her-grace-hylia:

what-the-jive:

great-bay:

heroesofhyrule:

a Zelda porn movie named Twilight Prinsex

of course there is wind wanker

Ocarina of Time: Masturbation Quest

Phantom Hourass

skyward erection

A Link to the Pussy

QUEENIE

oracle of semen

Oracle of Anus

Adventure of Kink

Dicks Awakening

shinysauce:

Shingeki no Kyojin OP1 fan-animated on chalkboard

i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e:

I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD MICROSOFT YOU ARE THE GOD OF COMMERCIALS