sharkylookingthing:

raise a toast to the magi, protectors new and old.

inspired by a conversation with my friend, journeysquad. please fullview them! the madokarita is resized horribly in the preview.

lora-does-things:

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

thedrunkenmoogle:

Dirt Block (Minecraft cocktail)Ingredients:1 1/2 oz french vanilla Kahlua1 1/2 oz amarettoAround 3 oz chocolate milk Oreo cookie crumbsDirections: Mix ingredients in a rocks glass over crushed ice.  Premade chocolate milk is fine, or you can be fancy and make your own with milk and chocolate syrup.  Sprinkle the top with Oreo or other chocolate cookie crumbs.  Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.

OMG I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO EAT DIRT MORE THAN NOW.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Dirt Block (Minecraft cocktail)

Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz french vanilla Kahlua

1 1/2 oz amaretto

Around 3 oz chocolate milk
Oreo cookie crumbs

Directions:
Mix ingredients in a rocks glass over crushed ice.  Premade chocolate milk is fine, or you can be fancy and make your own with milk and chocolate syrup.  Sprinkle the top with Oreo or other chocolate cookie crumbs.  

Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.

OMG I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO EAT DIRT MORE THAN NOW.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Goddess of Power (The Legend of Zelda Shot)
Ingredients:1 cl grenadine1 cl licor 431 cl Cassis Bar Sirup (cassis syrup)
Directions: Mix all ingredients in a shot glass and let loose the fire.
“With her strong flaming arms, she cultivated the land and created the red earth.”
(Drink created by Mike Khamphoukeo of Scrollbar.dk.)Goddess of Courage shotGoddess of Wisdom Shot 

thedrunkenmoogle:

Goddess of Power (The Legend of Zelda Shot)

Ingredients:
1 cl grenadine
1 cl licor 43
1 cl Cassis Bar Sirup (cassis syrup)

Directions: Mix all ingredients in a shot glass and let loose the fire.

“With her strong flaming arms, she cultivated the land and created the red earth.”

(Drink created by Mike Khamphoukeo of Scrollbar.dk.)
Goddess of Courage shot
Goddess of Wisdom Shot 

thedrunkenmoogle:

Goddess of Wisdom (The Legend of Zelda Shot)
Ingredients:1 cl Bénédictine1 cl vodka1 cl Bols Blue
Directions: Layer into a shot glass, with the Bénédictine on top. “Poured her wisdom onto the earth and gave the spirit of law to the world.”
(Drink created by Mike Khamphoukeo of Scrollbar.dk.)Goddess of Power shotGoddess of Courage shot 

thedrunkenmoogle:

Goddess of Wisdom (The Legend of Zelda Shot)

Ingredients:
1 cl Bénédictine
1 cl vodka

1 cl Bols Blue

Directions: Layer into a shot glass, with the Bénédictine on top. 

“Poured her wisdom onto the earth and gave the spirit of law to the world.”

(Drink created by Mike Khamphoukeo of Scrollbar.dk.)
Goddess of Power shot
Goddess of Courage shot
 

thedrunkenmoogle:

Goddess of Courage (The Legend of Zelda Shot)
Ingredients:1 cl vodka1 cl Xante1 slash of Bols Blue (blue curacao)Top with orange juice
Directions: Pour ingredients into shot glass.  Take care to only use a little blue curacao, or the color will turn out more blue than green.
“With her rich soul, produced all life forms who would uphold the law.”
(Drink created by Mike Khamphoukeo of Scrollbar.dk.)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Goddess of Courage (The Legend of Zelda Shot)

Ingredients:
1 cl vodka
1 cl Xante
1 slash of Bols Blue (blue curacao)
Top with orange juice

Directions: Pour ingredients into shot glass.  Take care to only use a little blue curacao, or the color will turn out more blue than green.

“With her rich soul, produced all life forms who would uphold the law.”

(Drink created by Mike Khamphoukeo of Scrollbar.dk.)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Issun (Okami shot)
Ingredients:10ml Ty-ku 10ml Midori5ml Ginger Liqueur20ml Matcha Green teaDirections: Prepare matcha as directed and allow to cool. Shake all ingredients over ice and pour into a shot glass.“Bug? I’ve told you a thousand times not to call me that! I’m a wandering artist, the name’s Issun!”
(via ifeelthecosmos.  Drink created and photographed by Mer.)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Issun (Okami shot)

Ingredients:
10ml Ty-ku
10ml Midori
5ml Ginger Liqueur
20ml Matcha Green tea

Directions: Prepare matcha as directed and allow to cool. Shake all ingredients over ice and pour into a shot glass.

“Bug? I’ve told you a thousand times not to call me that! I’m a wandering artist, the name’s Issun!”

(via ifeelthecosmos.  Drink created and photographed by Mer.)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Super Mario Poison Mushroom FlaskGoblinhut, of Etsy.com, has created this custom flask with the iconic poison mushroom as the focus.  Hopefully the contents of the flask won’t shrink or kill you.The flask can be purchased on the Etsy page for $15.00 

thedrunkenmoogle:

Super Mario Poison Mushroom Flask

Goblinhut
, of Etsy.com, has created this custom flask with the iconic poison mushroom as the focus.  Hopefully the contents of the flask won’t shrink or kill you.

The flask can be purchased on the Etsy page for $15.00 

thedrunkenmoogle:

justinrampage:
Hyrule’s very own Zelda Brewing Company has recently released it’s powerful Triforce Pilsner Potion! This tasty shirt design is now up for vote at Qwertee and also on sale at RedBubble for 25 shiny rupees.
Special Potion by Steve Thibaudeau (Redbubble)

WANT.

thedrunkenmoogle:

justinrampage:

Hyrule’s very own Zelda Brewing Company has recently released it’s powerful Triforce Pilsner Potion! This tasty shirt design is now up for vote at Qwertee and also on sale at RedBubble for 25 shiny rupees.

Special Potion by Steve Thibaudeau (Redbubble)

WANT.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu (Pokemon Cocktails)
Ingredients:Pichu: 1/2 oz Creme de Banana 1/2 oz pomegranate schnapps, 1/2 oz Jager Pikachu: 1/2 oz grenadine1/2 oz Creme de Banana1/2 oz Captain Morgan tattoo Raichu: 1 oz Creme de Banana 1oz Jager 1oz 100 proof Captain MorganDirections: For the Pichu: pour the the creme de banana, then layer the pomegranate schnapps, then layer the Jager on top.Pikachu: pour the grenadine, next layer the creme de banana, then layer the captain tattoo on top.Raichu: pour the creme de banana, layer the Jager then layer the captain 100 proof on top. 
“Pi Pikachu. Pika Pikachu!” -Pikachu
(Drink created and photographed by Josh K.)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu (Pokemon Cocktails)

Ingredients:
Pichu:
1/2 oz Creme de Banana
1/2 oz pomegranate schnapps,
1/2 oz Jager

Pikachu:
1/2 oz grenadine
1/2 oz Creme de Banana
1/2 oz Captain Morgan tattoo

Raichu:
1 oz Creme de Banana
1oz Jager
1oz 100 proof Captain
Morgan


Directions: For the Pichu: pour the the creme de banana, then layer the pomegranate schnapps, then layer the Jager on top.
Pikachu: pour the grenadine, next layer the creme de banana, then layer the captain tattoo on top.
Raichu: pour the creme de banana, layer the Jager then layer the captain 100 proof on top. 

“Pi Pikachu. Pika Pikachu!” -Pikachu

(Drink created and photographed by Josh K.)

thedrunkenmoogle:

By artist causeimdanjones.(via Gamefreaksnz) 
thedrunkenmoogle:

Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur (Pokemon Shot and Cocktails)
Ingredients:Bulbasaur-1/2 shot lime vodka1/4 shot lime juice1/4 shot melon liqueur 
Ivysaur-1 shot lime vodka1 shot lime juice1 shot melon liqueur1 shot sprite
Venusaur-1 Bulbasaur1 Ivysaur1 shot lime vodka1 shot lime juice1 shot sprite 
Directions:  For the Bulbasaur shot, simply mix all three ingredients into a shot glass.  For the Ivysaur cocktail, shake all alcoholic ingredients, pour over ice in a rocks glass, then add Sprite to fill.  Add a stem of mint as a garnish.  Finally, to evolve to the Venusaur cocktail, shake a Bulbasaur shot together with the alcoholic ingredients of an Ivysaur cocktail, along with an additional shot of lime vodka and lime juice, then pour into a highball glass and fill with Sprite.  Again, add a few leaves of mint as a garnish. 
Check out our other Charmander, Charmeleon and Charizard cocktails, as well as our Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise cocktails.
(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur (Pokemon Shot and Cocktails)

Ingredients:
Bulbasaur-
1/2 shot lime vodka
1/4 shot lime juice
1/4 shot melon liqueur 

Ivysaur-
1 shot lime vodka
1 shot lime juice
1 shot melon liqueur
1 shot sprite

Venusaur-
1 Bulbasaur
1 Ivysaur
1 shot lime vodka
1 shot lime juice
1 shot sprite 

Directions:  For the Bulbasaur shot, simply mix all three ingredients into a shot glass.  For the Ivysaur cocktail, shake all alcoholic ingredients, pour over ice in a rocks glass, then add Sprite to fill.  Add a stem of mint as a garnish.  Finally, to evolve to the Venusaur cocktail, shake a Bulbasaur shot together with the alcoholic ingredients of an Ivysaur cocktail, along with an additional shot of lime vodka and lime juice, then pour into a highball glass and fill with Sprite.  Again, add a few leaves of mint as a garnish. 

Check out our other Charmander, Charmeleon and Charizard cocktails, as well as our Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise cocktails.

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard (Pokemon Cocktails)
Ingedients:Charmander-1 splash of grenadine1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey.5 oz Bacardi 151
Charmeleon-1 spash of grenadine,1 splash of scotch1 oz Fireball Cinnamon WhiskeyFill with ginger ale
Charizard- 2 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey2 splashes of grenadine2 splash of scotch1.5 ounces Bacardi 151Fill with ginger ale 
Directions: For the Charmander shot, pour a slash of grenadine into the bottom of a shot glass. Add the Fireball, then top with the Bacardi 151. Light it on fire, then extinguish before drinking.  For the Charmeleon cocktail, mix all the alcoholic ingredients and then pour over ice in a lowball glass. Top with ginger ale.   For the Charizard drink, Mix all of the alcoholic ingredients, pour into a highball glass and top with ginger ale.  If you plan on lighting the Charizard on fire, add the Bacardi 151 last, after the ginger ale, on top of everything else.  As always, be careful with flames and don’t try to drink flaming cocktails while still on fire! Fire burns people and stuff and faces.
These drinks scream fire, from the cinnamon punch, to the smoky scotch aftertaste.  Get your team ready and go hit up Cinnabar Island.  This night is for fire!Check out our other Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, and Venusaur cocktails, as well as our Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise cocktails. 
(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.)

"Fire burns people and stuff and faces."

thedrunkenmoogle:

Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard (Pokemon Cocktails)

Ingedients:
Charmander-
1 splash of grenadine
1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
.5 oz Bacardi 151

Charmeleon-
1 spash of grenadine,
1 splash of scotch
1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
Fill with ginger ale

Charizard- 
2 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
2 splashes of grenadine
2 splash of scotch
1.5 ounces Bacardi 151
Fill with ginger ale 

Directions: For the Charmander shot, pour a slash of grenadine into the bottom of a shot glass. Add the Fireball, then top with the Bacardi 151. Light it on fire, then extinguish before drinking.  
For the Charmeleon cocktail, mix all the alcoholic ingredients and then pour over ice in a lowball glass. Top with ginger ale.   
For the Charizard drink, Mix all of the alcoholic ingredients, pour into a highball glass and top with ginger ale.  If you plan on lighting the Charizard on fire, add the Bacardi 151 last, after the ginger ale, on top of everything else.  As always, be careful with flames and don’t try to drink flaming cocktails while still on fire! Fire burns people and stuff and faces.

These drinks scream fire, from the cinnamon punch, to the smoky scotch aftertaste.  Get your team ready and go hit up Cinnabar Island.  This night is for fire!

Check out our other Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, and Venusaur cocktails, as well as our Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise cocktails

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.)

"Fire burns people and stuff and faces."

thedrunkenmoogle:

Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)
Ingredients:10 oz. lemonade2 oz. limoncello1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel
Directions:  Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink.  Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink.  Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top.  Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink.  “I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson
(Cocktail created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)

Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel

Directions:  Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink.  Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink.  Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top.  Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink.  

“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson

(Cocktail created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.)