callmekitto:

no one ever said parenting was easy

callmekitto:

no one ever said parenting was easy

peofun1:

I think I’m getting Forneus

peofun1:

I think I’m getting Forneus

breakfastatbequiettiffany:

ricksanscrotum:

saying that evolution is a theory and it hasn’t really been proven yet is sort of like saying gravity is a theory and it hasn’t really been proven yet

Objects fall because they refuse to raise themselves up to the power of Christ 

tastefullyoffensive:

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gloomy-teens:

-shrooms:

what do celebrities use for their skin??? i really wanna know because they look literally flawless in every kind of light/camera 

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

durdenbury:

gets me every time

durdenbury:

gets me every time

barackobama:

buoysnoize:

Do you guys think Barack Obama will do promo 4 promo

no

630,011 plays

peetaslongbun:

Did you know if you listen carefully to Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love, instead of saying “You cut me open and I…” she actually says

“You call me your banana”

Listen to it if you don’t believe me.

insanelygaming:

RPG Lady Armor 

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