When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh:

motherfucker

doctorzoctor:

SO NAT SENT ME LIKE, 4 PICTURES OF HIM TRYING ON CLOTHES (NOT DURING, AFTER….) AND ME BEING A LAZY ASS DECIDED TO JUST

CLICK ONE AND JUST RIGHT ARROW KEY BECAUSE THAT TOTALLY WORKS AND STUFF

OK NAT JUST BEING NAT WHATEVER THAT’S NORMAL

NEXT

OK THAT’S THE SAME THING JUST FURTHER BACK OK WHATEVER

NEXT

JFC

WHEN DID YOU EVEN SEND THAT

celskier:

MY FUCKING MOTEHR WAS MAKIGN A POST ABOUT OBAMA AND SHE ACCIDENTLY HIT THE COPYO AND PASTE THING ON THE IPHONE AND SHE PASTED A RECIPE
I’ C AN’T FUCKING BREATHE

celskier:

MY FUCKING MOTEHR WAS MAKIGN A POST ABOUT OBAMA AND SHE ACCIDENTLY HIT THE COPYO AND PASTE THING ON THE IPHONE AND SHE PASTED A RECIPE

I’ C AN’T FUCKING BREATHE

sbahjification:

theyellowbrickroad:

somehow i ended up getting to the weird whiny white girl part of youtube

if you read it from bottom to top it’s a taylor swift album

sbahjification:

theyellowbrickroad:

somehow i ended up getting to the weird whiny white girl part of youtube

if you read it from bottom to top it’s a taylor swift album

cockdragonthespookywitch:

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

greydelisle:

marauders4evr:

I think that Grey DeLisle should make a horrible Azula costume

And then hang around random shops

Until a person finally notices her

And says, “Your Azula costume is horrible!”

To which she’ll rip off her mask and cry, “I AM AZULA!”

And emotionally scar the person for life.

I spent 2 nights in jail the last time I did that.

cartoonfuntime:

a goof that came to me in a dream

itsxandy:

miss-siren:


 peasants

itsxandy:

miss-siren:

 peasants

boobsradley:

Not where I was going with that but ok.

boobsradley:

Not where I was going with that but ok.

bexypony:

day-glow:

she was the first person to get a perfect 10.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ASDAIOWKL I’M TRYING TO WORK OUT THE PHYSICS SHE WAS PROPELLED BY HER VAGINA

bexypony:

day-glow:

she was the first person to get a perfect 10.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ASDAIOWKL I’M TRYING TO WORK OUT THE PHYSICS SHE WAS PROPELLED BY HER VAGINA