A Little Bit Closer.

WAIT WHAT

I HAVENT EVEN BEEN HERE 1 HOUR YET AND

toinfinityandbeyonce:

yeahitsmarco:

yeahitsmarco:

do you think they know?

spot the heteros

douchebgalo:

i don’t know why, but this made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight.

poisonousstrawberries:

theheadlessqueen:

elizabitchtaylor:

Les Inceptionables: I Dreamed a Dream (Within A Dream Within A Dream)

I’m just imagining Leonardo DiCaprio singing that

And then not winning an Oscar for it.

thesveltekichi:

good job netflix subtitles

get-in-my-tardis:

My best mate Ryan made the mistake of not locking his room at uni when he returned home for Christmas..

so his housemates have done this

Welp.

Merry Christmas, Ryan.

greliz:

GUYS I DON’T REMEMBER THIS POWER…..

casperthefriendlycunt:

casperthefriendlycunt:

OH MY GOD I JUST LIFTED UP MY DRESS AND THERE WAS A HUGE SPIDER UNDER IT AND I SCREAMED AND CRIED MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST

I SHOULD PROBABLY CLARIFY THAT I WAS NOT WEARING MY DRESS IT WAS ON THE FLOOR THERE WAS NO A SPIDER ON MY VAGINA