May 2013
yougotvexed:
reasons to let me cuddle you:
I will stick my cold hands all over your body
I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
nuzzling???
I will be smiling the whole time
you’re warm and I’m not
let me leech your heat
please
scolipede:
I don’t hate you but I hope you find a shiny before you have Pokéballs.
fefeferi:
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
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matturday:
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
versacebitch:
loungezombie:
versacebitch:
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
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Anonymous asked: so the whole fucking tesco have seem you naked but we don"t? post nudes now ben
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clickclockwood:
bulletben replied to your post: is it true that you make the boys go doki
lies he makes me go doki all the time
lies i do not know this strange looking woman
omFG HENRY ADSLFKASDJFKLASDFJA
I AM SO DONE w/ U
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snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
snapchatting:
you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
canadumb:
thinsiqnificant:
canadumb:
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
traceexcalibur:
I feel kinda uncomfortable when I see people on Tumblr getting seriously made fun of for not having seen X Disney movie or whatever else when they were a kid
like
there are a lot of valid reasons for someone not to have seen a certain movie or show when growing up yo
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striderfeels:
trashboat:
could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes
the internet is a strange place
skippurc0re:
what do u mean I’m not supposed to slap ur butt during a high five
photolies:
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
no don’t worry, i forwarded those and i’m still single too
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clamperl:
sext: does this look infected to u?
slydigger:
hot people with bad blogs
mutisija:
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
michaxl:
oomshi:
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
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me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
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BTW guys I don’t know if I mentioned this already but Zoctor looked FABULOUS last night just wanna put that out there okay
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btw i hope i’m not deluding anyone into thinking i’m some kind of hardcore party animal because i’m
really
not.
lmao
