yougotvexed: reasons to let me cuddle you: I will stick my cold hands all over your body I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ nuzzling??? I will be smiling the whole time you’re warm and I’m not let me leech your heat please
scolipede: I don’t hate you but I hope you find a shiny before you have Pokéballs.
fefeferi: when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
versacebitch: loungezombie: versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
Anonymous asked: so the whole fucking tesco have seem you naked but we don"t? post nudes now ben
clickclockwood: bulletben replied to your post: is it true that you make the boys go doki lies he makes me go doki all the time lies i do not know this strange looking woman omFG HENRY ADSLFKASDJFKLASDFJA I AM SO DONE w/ U
snorlaxatives: 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
snapchatting: you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
traceexcalibur: I feel kinda uncomfortable when I see people on Tumblr getting seriously made fun of for not having seen X Disney movie or whatever else when they were a kid like there are a lot of valid reasons for someone not to have seen a certain movie or show when growing up yo
striderfeels: trashboat: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes the internet is a strange place
skippurc0re: what do u mean I’m not supposed to slap ur butt during a high five
photolies: I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10. no don’t worry, i forwarded those and i’m still single too
clamperl: sext: does this look infected to u?
slydigger: hot people with bad blogs
mutisija: when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
michaxl: oomshi: *asks ouija board what’s for dinner* *finger slides to the d*
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
BTW guys I don’t know if I mentioned this already but Zoctor looked FABULOUS last night just wanna put that out there okay
[[MORE]] btw i hope i’m not deluding anyone into thinking i’m some kind of hardcore party animal because i’m really not. lmao