Metric - Help I'm Alive
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divascreech:

omg

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

ostolero:

samurott:

why do gamers need a gate anyway

image

jerkidiot:

the bully who makes puns

Send me 2 bands and i’ll say which i like better.
sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

0/10 would not lube again

0/10 would not lube again

I just realized i’m really curious to see what the Kyoshi girls and Kyoshi island is like in LoK. i wonder if that’ll happen

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.